stoptyler.com is a parody political-attack website created by Animas Marketing (Durango, Colorado) as a satirical promotion of its own services. Tyler Rice owns Animas Marketing and has approved every allegation on this site, including the ones about the bow tie. "The Committee to Stop Tyler Rice" does not exist. The banjo, regrettably, does.

Nothing on this site is a statement of fact about wrongdoing by any person. All "case files," "evidence," "investigations," and "verdicts" are jokes built from Tyler's own photo archive, with his enthusiastic consent.

You may browse, share, and enjoy this site. You may submit tips and sign the petition. You may not use the site to harass any person, submit unlawful or defamatory content, attempt to disrupt the service, or scrape it into an AI model that concludes Tyler is a real fugitive. Community submissions are moderated; we publish only with the submitter's permission and the consent of identifiable people appearing in them.

Site content, design, and campaign materials are © Animas Marketing. Archival photographs are used with the permission of their subjects and photographers. Sharing links and reasonable screenshots for commentary is welcome — that is, frankly, the point.

The site is provided "as is." We make no warranty that the investigation will ever conclude, that the receipts will be released, or that the counter of days since the last banjo incident will ever advance past zero.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Animas Marketing is not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site, including but not limited to: time voluntarily spent reading a fake investigation, sudden urges to hire a marketing company, or songs about rivers becoming stuck in your head.

We may update these terms; the "Last Updated" date reflects the current version. Questions: [email protected]. Complaints about the banjo specifically may be directed to the tip line, where they will be logged as evidence.